marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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