I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm sobbing to NWA
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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