plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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