Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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