I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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