where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
