Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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