everyone is single if you try hard enough
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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