I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
two words...techno handjob
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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