Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My penis needs a shock collar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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