People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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