You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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