I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i will never coherently bang her
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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