i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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