She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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