Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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