Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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