He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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