420 ftw
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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