My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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