Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
meet me or not, i'm out of control
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
