hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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