Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Randomize
