from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We don't watch enough power rangers
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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