It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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