Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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