I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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