That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i think i just lost a toe
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Pooping to opera.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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