id be glad to
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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