please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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