I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
The air taste purple.
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