its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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