Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
birth control should be required to get into college
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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