Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
did i just pee glitter
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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