She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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