Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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