we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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