your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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