David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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