Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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