school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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