fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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