There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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