i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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