We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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