its not stalking. its research.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I wear drunk well.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
