My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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