I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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