She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it