So how was he last night?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?