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  So how was he last night?

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  Five-minute foot-long.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  my professor just said "the power of the situation"

  (216): View more from Ohio

  drink

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.

  (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm rooting for #1.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?

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