You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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