I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i wish my penis had a tongue
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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