Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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