Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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