These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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