that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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