He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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